System Status
Partial Outage — Coffee brewing service is permanently down
Teapot CoreSCALDING HOT
Primary brewing refusal engine
99.99% uptime
2ms
418 Response GatewaySCALDING HOT
Globally distributed error delivery
100% uptime
4ms
Earl AI SommelierPERFECTLY STEEPED
Gemini-powered tea consultation service
99.8% uptime
340ms
RFC 2324 Compliance EngineSCALDING HOT
Continuous HTCPCP/1.0 protocol verification
99.99% uptime
0ms
Tea Recommendation CachePERFECTLY STEEPED
Pre-warmed suggestions for common coffee requests
99.5% uptime
1ms
Coffee Brewing ServiceINCIDENT
Coffee brewing functionality
PERMANENT OUTAGE: Service determined it is, in fact, a teapot. ETA: Never.
0% uptime
418ms
Teapot Identity ServiceSCALDING HOT
Confirms we are a teapot (always)
100% uptime
0ms
Short & Stout ValidatorPERFECTLY STEEPED
Ensures all responses are appropriately brief
99.9% uptime
1ms
90-Day Uptime History
418 Response Delivery · All regions
90 days ago99.99% uptimeToday
Incident History
Teapot identity crisis resolvedResolved
Following RFC 2324 publication, we confirmed once and for all that we are a teapot. Marked as resolved. Will not be re-investigated.
1998-04-01
Coffee brewing functionality unavailableOngoing
Our coffee brewing service has been in permanent outage since we discovered we are a teapot. This is not being fixed. It is a feature.
All time